A new attitude

I was in the kitchen the other day when Hayes came up to me and said, "um ear mommy."  He led me back into his bedroom and gave me a little paper that he had been coloring on.  He said, "Yook mom, it's my attitude." 

Last night we were watching American Idol.  After one of the performers got a standing ovation Sayer said, "Oh look.  He got a standard ovation!"  I gave her a funny look and she said, "Woops, I meant a standard novation?"  Sayer... got to love her and all of her blond moments!